Episode 33: "HYDE PARK TWISSUP" feat. Babymorocco *PREVIEW — FULL EP ON PATREON*

Life is hard. Making someone sexy and muscly that, like, can, like, take over it all and just, like, answer all those questions. That's it. Have you ever shit yourself in the gym? If you shit yourself, go off Hadi das low-key cunty. Cloud farm. Are you crazy? There's a big green nose on the wall that looks like it does a lot of curve. It looks like we're en route to the rift generator. you're listening to the free version of clout farm for the full episode sub the patreon geezer given that we're we're kind of like on the the matter of health you had a little instant kind of recently in new york city oh wait damn i feel like you you something else can't tell i did actually have a really crazy health scare before new york actually weirdly but like i'm like a cancer scare but like we this was fine we we actually sorry my my girl keyed her behind the cam um we we um we i thought there was some crazy shit going on my body and they were saying some crazy shit was going on my body and then they did the full like scan everything was good blood work everything was good and we got twist up same day went high part just went tesco we actually started off in gbk honestly We went Twister with Tesco. We were like, got that champagne and Honest Burger. Yeah, Prosecco. So what was it? Like, pussy too tight? Yeah, pussy too tight-ism. Yeah, that was it. And that's like, you know, it was that kind of cancer shit. But for real, that was scary. That was scary as fuck. Wasn't the pussy too tight, it looked like cancer? No, but for real, that was, for real though, on a real note, that was scary as fuck. It was scary to think. But then actually, yeah, so I got stabbed in fucking New York. Let's talk about that, actually. Let's go. Whoever,

Fucking put this shit in my hand. Smash that ball. I'm going to find you. And I said, I'll wait outside the hospital and fuck you up. That's what I said. And no one came outside the hospital. She was there too. We'd taken pics in the hospital. My Iris and Keena, my two guys, they were like, just doing a photo shoot. Honestly, do you want to see the pic? Absolutely. It was deep. Have you seen the pic? I've seen the pic. It was crazy. But have you seen it with all the fat and tissue blown out of it? No. Did that make you want to cut? i'm not as in cut like be skinny yeah they're being like any amount of fat i'm not gonna answer that question because it's it sounds so crazy no it made me just you want to get insurance there you go wait how does that work not having american health insurance um i guess they just got to find me yeah i remember you saying that yeah i don't really know because you saw me like directly because i came back the same day as i dj'd your little gig that was well don't well you're right except for the word little No, it was swag. It was big. It was big. It was big. I always say little. That's my bad. I think we sold out. Yeah. What? At a free event? At a free event, yeah. That's definitely a cut. Damn. Junker was the same guy. He called you four eyes at the George Tavern. How the fuck do you know about that? How the fuck do you know about that? Dude, it was us in unison. Remember? The guy actually apologized to me after calling me four eyes. The George Tavern, by the way, can I just tell you? Can I say to you? Did you go to the hospital as well? George Tavern, great venue for emerging artists. Get a fucking green room, honestly, because seriously, putting your shit in a cupboard is not very fun. Bro, our next event is the other George. Yeah, and is there a great... Yeah, put your... Good luck putting your backpack in the cupboard anywhere. Like, for real, not swag. sorry it's got a if you've got a stage have a green room to me anyway or at least somewhere where you can sit down have a breathe that's it it's good real just fuck small venues no that's not what i said i said big up small venues but have a little root shut the fuck up that's not what i said wait so what what happened with this this so the hand bottling do you want to like give us a little play i don't know you know what like the the the mania where were you with swag and rash

um it was great because it was people like i could barely hear myself singing people were screaming it was good i like the energy for me but i think someone got too excited along the way it was like let me just cut baby morocco so that happened yeah i really can't say and then i was bleeding then literally i went down like i was bleeding everywhere it was all coming out and then i was in the hospital i don't really know like what the happened i don't did you finish the set did you keep no i had like i did like six songs didn't i did like six songs yeah do you so you have no did you feel the pain like insulin no only in the group like when we went down to the basement and it wasn't even a green room it's like a basement wasn't it yeah so you saw yeah yeah so you saw blood before you felt anything yeah well i saw it coming down but i didn't really clock it until i was down the stairs and then i was like oh fuck like i'm bleeding everywhere and i was bleeding it was just it was just a lot i think what was sad because it was at my one of my debut shows in new york and i was like like on a real shit i was just a bit pissed off because it ended so short and i was in pain yeah and i had to go to hospital and it was crazy in the hospital like america she she like replied to me like i was like trying to get a book out like like from a library she was like was that all like what do her voice say in her voice she was like uh-huh that was it like see i was like i'm like and she was like it sounds kind of the same yeah no it wasn't it wasn't it was it was sad Yeah, I felt very sorry for myself because also Keaton, Keaton Iris, who I was with, they were like snapping pics and I was just bleeding out. That's so baby. You can just put them up. We got like, there's like three. I feel like that's pretty true to the big Marco brand. It was. It was fun. Being in your darkest hour but documenting it as well. Taking a pic. There is a pic of me in the hospital as well. Me holding my wrist up like that with this dirty flannel from the pub. Not bar or club, whatever it is. What's the darkest shit that you've done recently that you didn't document? The darkest shit that I've done recently.

write an AI story about myself having sex with someone I fantasize about. Was it Baby Morocco? Yeah. It was me fucking myself. Who won? Baby Morocco. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fucked me good. I believe it. This is... Rocco is a good fuck. Wait, what was the story like? What was the narrative? It was heated. I'm not going to get into the narrative. Damn, I really want to know who this person was. It was me. it was yeah yeah like you said yeah we'll go with that we'll go with that i'm willing to give up some information but not something that's incriminating which is like incriminating in a way which is like someone that we know all of us i feel or like you do and you do is it burning k yeah no that's it i actually wrote an ai story about burning k what actually it was about you oh no i don't i don't know myself bro there's no do we talk to you about it in detail yeah we can get we'll do it after yeah yeah on the majestic casual episode yeah uh so from what i from from our reading it it's emerged that you've done more or less every drug barring meth and uh whatever like heroin or something um have you ever actually so like i don't know where i because i know i say shit but i don't know but it's been said bro it's out there have you ever tried ligma what's ligma like is it a joke is that a joke is that like the skibbity fucking language do you want to know ligma balls Oh, fucking dickhead. I have, yeah. I probably have. Wait, it was in the story, right? I probably have somewhat. I've had a fuck-ass orgy once, right? Like literally? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For real, like 12 people. No, but like fuck-ass? No, I'm sure there was that within it. But like orgies are fun because it's like that's where pop music comes from. Elaborate. Like as in you see what I'm talking about. I hear the words you're saying. Sex. yeah yeah music in the background check candles facts a little curtain but has that not been in every pop song somewhere tell me a pop song that don't talk about that yes but orgies haven't necessarily no but like odes to pop music yeah so like when you're

tonguing someone and someone also doing something to you at the same time that's like the middle eight going into the yeah yeah it's like you know yeah that's a that's about that's about no no it's about like reaching that state of absolute pleasure while you're getting toes eight face eight dick eight ass eight everything damn but that's not i'm not talking from personal experience yeah yeah yeah yeah sounds like you know just were sounds like you you was sounds like you yeah you got you got me there man yeah wait do you have like really sensitive toes do you have like no i didn't say my toes that was to someone else does this other person have sensitive toes do you have sensitive toes i don't know i don't think so you got nice hands man you got nice hands you said yeah you check out You've got feminine hands. I do have feminine hands. I have artist hands. I have actually quite, I have quite feminine hands. I used to look quite like a girl when I was a kid. So there's remnants there of me still feeling like quite girly. Yeah. Yeah. What about now? Yeah, sometimes. Because I'm a little bit slim tick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Are you still doing the metrosexual grooming routine? Are you getting the manicures? Yeah, I need to get manicure. I love a mani pedi. I love a mani pedi. I love getting a head massage. I love getting a little bit of the shit on the cuticles. They push it back. Someone said actually on Instagram the other day that my fingers look fucked because of my cuticles. So I need to get them sorted out. Are you reading every Instagram comment? Yeah. Every single one. You know what? I need to get out of it. I recently spoke to my PR guy and he's so nice. He told me you got to stop. reading everything so i'm trying not to anymore but i can't help it i don't know why like i love it i get you know it's like reading like even reading like reading a book like you're reading a nice fun little book to go to bed and someone's just like you look fucked and i'm like no i could sleep classic classic book you know that's why you've never had insomnia no yeah it puts me to sleep yeah i want i wondered um because i feel like inhabiting the kind of

position that you do and with just like the constant kind of like scrutiny and also you've said yourself like many times like the one recurring theme like you just you love attention you like talked about it in song yeah yeah like is it hard to like detach yourself from that just kind of like yeah i mean go and just whatever just like curl up and read a book it's so hard and it's weird because like again like on a on an actual level it's as being tequila about this the other day i was like it's i love it i love you know i i like hearing what people are saying i also love causing a little bit of an outrage just because it's like something it's almost like playing with people you know what i mean like you get to like it's like i love the sims when i was younger so like doing something that causes a reaction it's like humans are just very easy to like trick into like getting annoyed at you you know what i mean so there is like this kind of like interest with it like culturally because when i was at art school that's what i was doing i was doing all that shit so it's kind of come into my music a bit but then also there's the actual realizing that it does come with consequences of feeling like shit when you read something really crazy about yourself like like there's one pose that was just like rinsing my look like ugly like i was like that's quite deep as well when like not like people you don't know are saying that you're like oh damn yeah maybe i am ugly but then like oh dude i've seen the reddits saying the reddit yeah which which fucking thread honestly i swear to i was on r slash pop music or something pop heads that's it yeah shout out pop heads yeah you don't have to do that man no i will shout out reddit dash pop head dude that's instant cliff you know what actually weirdly though reddit's nicer about me then reddit is actually weirdly for some people the worst but actually reddit there's i got some like like defenders on their twitter like is absolute like fucking chaos for me twitter's just like a free-for-all yeah yeah it is it is the thing is like i couldn't actually find like i i think because like reddit is pretty like tightly moderated yeah there were like references to people insulting your appearances but no actual references i'm pretty sure they just like got deleted yeah yeah maybe i don't know yeah i don't know did you ever like report to the mods are you like a mods seeker

I've never reported, but I've been like, Keed has argued before for me, but I've never been, I've never, I've never done that because it doesn't do anything anyway. I feel like it wouldn't, it would just be like a, what's the word? Like a. Well, somebody's. A losing battle. A what? Somebody's? Huh? Somebody's nuts? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Somebody's fucking nuts. What do you fucking want me to say? Somebody's fucking nuts. That's the word. I'm pretty sure. I have some crazy... You've got a problem. I have some crazy intel. No, I don't. Do you? Yeah. But with intel. You worked in a bakery. Did she say that? Yeah, I did. That's not what I thought you were going to say. I did work in a bakery. Dunn's Bakery. You're listening to the free version of Clout Farm. For the full episode, sub the Patreon, geezer. Hey. Faint niggas. They do it all for the clout. Always running their mouth. But they've never been about. I splash niggas. In and out. In and out. Clout is killing our people. They do it for UKL. Clout is killing our people. They do it for UDN. Clout is killing our people. They move like the groupies, them. Sending shots or snap, but in real life don't use their skank.